me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
do you ever take two selfies that you love so much you cant wait for enough time to pass so you can post the second one
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS